What the song is about

The singer arrives at a restaurant on a lovely evening. A table for two is booked under the name John. The waiter takes the order (chicken and a glass of mineral water), asks about the food, and brings the bill. The guests pay by card, thank the waiter, leave a tip and say goodbye. The song is told as a dialogue between a guest and the restaurant staff. This makes it a useful model for a real restaurant visit.

Useful words and expressions

  • a reservation for two / I booked a table: you arranged a table in advance.
  • Are you ready to order?: the waiter asks what you want.
  • I will have the chicken: a polite way to order. In speech it is usually shortened to I'll have…
  • What would you like to drink?: a polite question with would like (= want).
  • a glass of mineral water: a glass of + drink.
  • That will be just fine: that is perfect, no problem.
  • It is delicious: it tastes very good.
  • Can I get you anything else?: do you want something more?
  • Can we have the bill, please?: the British word is bill. Americans say check.
  • by card: paying with a bank card.
  • a tip: extra money for good service.
  • menu, waiter, in a happy mood.

Grammar

  • Present simple describes the scene: I walk into the restaurant, the waiter comes to ask.
  • -ing forms in the chorus show actions happening at the same time: looking at the food, listening to the music, reading through the menu, choosing what to eat.
  • Polite requests use would, can and please: What would you like…?, Can I get you…?, Can we have…, please?
  • will for a decision made at the moment of speaking: I will have the chicken.
  • Questions with are you + -ing: Are you paying by cash or card?

Watch out: song language

  • taking our seat: with two people, natural English is taking our seats. The singular is used to rhyme with eat.
  • I finish up the task: this is an unusual way to say you have finished ordering. It is chosen to rhyme with ask. Don't use it in a restaurant.
  • A quiet, nice evening: the usual order is a nice, quiet evening. Opinion adjectives normally come first.
  • The tables have some glasses: it is more natural to say There are glasses on the tables.
  • by cash or card: the standard form is in cash or by card. By cash is heard in casual speech.